Gold medal in flaking. Undefeated in staying home.
The “World Record for Not Wanting to Go” T-Shirt is your official uniform for skipping brunch, dodging invites, and thriving in solitude.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee features a clean, text-only design that speaks volumes—without saying a word. Lightweight, flattering, and pre-shrunk, it’s perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who RSVP’d “no” in spirit.
Product Highlights:
- Text-only design with sarcastic quote
- Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey cotton – breathable, soft, and eco-conscious
- Unisex retail fit Tear-away label True to size
- Available in White, Asphalt, Heather Gray, and Cream
- Ideal gift for introverts, flakers, and Olympic-level avoiders
Perfect For:
- Couch marathons, solo snack runs, and ghosting group chats
- TikTok skits, mental health days, and “no thanks” energy
- Anyone who’s mastered the art of staying home
Product features
- Side seams for shape retention and structural support
- Elastic ribbed knit collar for durability
- Shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Vibrant, detailed printing techniques
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
