Ever feel like your face is nodding politely, but your soul’s halfway out the door? Enter the “This Is Me Pretending to Care” T-shirt—your official uniform for selective listening and socially acceptable apathy.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee wraps sarcasm in breathable comfort. It’s modern, lightweight, and available in five introvert-approved colors that say “I’m here… unfortunately.”
Perfect for introverts, office rebels, emotionally unavailable icons, and anyone who’s mastered the art of quiet indifference. Whether you’re attending meetings with minimal mental presence or dodging small talk in style, this shirt has your (disinterested) back.
Highlights:
- 😒 Bold “Pretending to Care” statement graphic
- 👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey tee: soft, pre-shrunk, true-to-size fit
- 📏 Unisex sizing: XS–3XL
- 🎨 DTG printing for sharp, durable sarcasm
- 🧼 Machine-washable, zero effort required
Because pretending to care is enough effort for one day.
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for durability and shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder tape for added support and stability
- Printed labels ensure high-quality, vibrant designs
- Made with breathable, lightweight fabric perfect for layering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in
|
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
