For when your social battery barely makes it out of bed and you RSVP “maybe” with full intentions to bail.
The “Plans? I Thought You Meant Pretend Plans” T-Shirt is your stylish excuse generator—perfect for introverts, plan-cancellers, and expert flakers who’d rather chill with snacks than make eye contact.
Made with ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton, this unisex tee feels like a hug from your boundaries. It’s lightweight, breathable, and pre-shrunk for comfort—whether you’re ghosting the group chat or faking enthusiasm at brunch.
Product Highlights:
- Clean minimalist layout with a hilariously honest quote
- Super-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey cotton
- Pre-shrunk, tear-away label, and true-to-size unisex fit
- Available in versatile everyday colors
- Great gift for introverts, coworkers, besties, and flaky legends
Perfect For:
- Plan-cancellers, overthinkers, and awkward exit artists
- Social anxiety TikToks, comfy weekend wear, and “meh” Mondays
- Anyone who schedules pretend plans like a pro
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel.
- Featuring side seams for enhanced shape retention and structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and shape retention, adding a polished look.
- Available in various fabric blends for additional comfort and style options.
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically, ensuring cruelty-free production.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
