🧠 For people whose mental availability is permanently set to "do not disturb."
Meet your new favorite boundary-setting uniform: a shirt that serves as your passive-aggressive auto-reply to the world. Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who's emotionally checked out but still physically present.
Why you'll love it:
- Ultra-soft Bella+Canvas cotton that's more reliable than your mental energy
- Unisex fit for all the emotionally unavailable souls out there
- Subtle design that announces your mental vacation status
- Perfect conversation starter for people who don't want conversations
Great for: Work-from-home days • Mental health breaks • Your most burnt-out friend • Anyone whose headphones are a personality trait
Whether you're ghosting group chats or just want to advertise your complete commitment to emotional self-preservation, this shirt announces to the world that your brain has left the building and won't be returning anytime soon.
Available in White, Heather Gray, and Black, sizes XS-4XL. Machine washable because even mental vacations need fresh starts.
Product features
- Made with ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton – lightweight & breathable
- Unisex retail fit with tear-away label for comfort
- DTG printed in the USA for vibrant, long-lasting design
- Ethically made with sustainable practices
- Perfect for layering or wearing solo
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
