🙅♀️ For people whose social battery runs on airplane mode.
Meet your new favorite boundary-setting uniform: a shirt that perfectly captures your complete lack of interest in group activities, spontaneous plans, or any form of human interaction that wasn't pre-approved by your calendar. Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone whose ideal party is a party of one.
Why you'll love it:
- Ultra-soft Bella+Canvas cotton that's more reliable than your social energy
- Unisex fit for all the socially selective souls out there
- Bold minimalist design that does the declining for you
- Perfect conversation starter for people who don't want conversations
Great for: Dodging brunch invites • Mental health breaks • Solo grocery runs • Your most introverted friend • Anyone who RSVPs "maybe" and means "never"
Whether you're ghosting group chats or just want to advertise your complete commitment to your own company, this shirt announces to the world that your social calendar is booked solid—with yourself.
Available in multiple colors and sizes XS-4XL. Machine washable because even social hermits need fresh starts.
Product features
- Designed with side seams for added shape retention and durability.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures a snug fit and retains shape wash after wash.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching for a longer-lasting garment.
- Utilizes Direct-to-Garment printing for vibrant, detailed designs on sleeves and labels.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
