💻 For people whose brain runs on dial-up while everyone else is on fiber optic.
Meet your new favorite excuse generator: a shirt that perfectly explains those moments when your mental processing speed doesn't match the conversation speed. Perfect for gamers, coders, and anyone whose response time occasionally needs a loading screen.
Why you'll love it:
- Ultra-soft Bella+Canvas cotton that loads faster than your attention span
- Unisex fit for all the selective listeners out there
- Bold design with colorful loading dots that perfectly captures your vibe
- Perfect conversation starter for fellow tech enthusiasts
Great for: Gaming sessions • Coding marathons • Coffee shop hangs • Your most tech-savvy friend • Anyone whose brain occasionally needs a reboot
Whether you're deep in code, lost in a game, or just selectively processing the world around you, this shirt announces to the world that you're not ignoring them—you're just running a little behind on your mental updates.
Available in classic white, stealth black, athletic heather gray, and royal blue, sizes XS-4XL. Machine washable because even buffering brains need fresh starts.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight feel.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and adds comfort.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, enhancing the garment's durability.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations, making it comfortable to wear.
- Available in a retail fit, ideal for both casual and semi-formal settings.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
