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Funny Crap Sandwich T-Shirt – Dark Humor Graphic Tee for Adults, Sarcastic Gag Gift, Unisex Joke Shirt
Funny Crap Sandwich T-Shirt – Dark Humor Graphic Tee for Adults, Sarcastic Gag Gift, Unisex Joke Shirt
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🥪 For people who've accepted that life isn't always a five-star meal.
Meet your new favorite reality check: a shirt that perfectly captures the daily grind with brutal honesty and a side of dark humor. Perfect for burnt-out workers, sarcastic souls, and anyone who's tired of toxic positivity telling them to "just think happy thoughts."
Why you'll love it:
- Soft HD Cotton that's more comfortable than your current life situation
- Unisex fit for all the emotionally exhausted souls out there
- Brutally honest design that says what everyone's thinking
- Perfect conversation starter for people who appreciate dark humor
Great for: Rough workdays • Doomscrolling sessions • Therapy waiting rooms • Your most sarcastic friend • Anyone who laughs at life's mess
Whether you're having one of those days or just want to advertise your complete acceptance of life's less appetizing moments, this shirt announces to the world that you're dealing with reality one bite at a time—and you're not pretending it tastes good.
Available in multiple colors and sizes S-3XL. Machine washable because even dark humor needs fresh starts.
Product features
- Unisex HD Cotton™ for all-day comfort
- High-quality cotton and polyester blend
- 1x1 ribbed collar design for flexible fit
- Reinforced seams with shoulder tape for durability
- Double needle hems ensure long-lasting quality
- Lightweight fabric perfect for year-round wear
- Crisp print on durable fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron, steam or dry low heat
- Do not dryclean
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 16.62 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 17.62 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 19.12 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 20.12 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.12 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.62 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry low heat, Iron, steam or dry low heat, Do not dryclean
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