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Sick Puke Tank Tee — Drag Racing Chaos Shirt for Trackside Trash Talkers

Sick Puke Tank Tee — Drag Racing Chaos Shirt for Trackside Trash Talkers

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Regular price $19.99 USD
Regular price $29.99 USD Sale price $19.99 USD
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Made to order • Built for race weekend

You ever launch so hard your puke tank needs therapy? This tee’s for the bracket racers, burnout junkies, and pit crew philosophers who know that when the juices fly, the real ones laugh harder.

The Sick Puke Tank Tee features a cartoon metal puke tank mid-spew, surrounded by neon chaos and foam that screams “I ran hard and paid the price.” Whether you’re chasing PBs, wrenching in the garage, or just spectating with sass, this Bella+Canvas 3001 shirt delivers comfort, grit, and a punchline that hits harder than a two-step launch.

Available in white, dark gray heather, black, true royal, and team purple — because puke tanks come in all moods.

Perfect for:

  • Pit lane philosophers
  • Crew chiefs with trauma
  • Fans who know traction ain't clean

Wear it loud. Spew it proud. And if your puke tank ain’t sick… you ain’t running hard enough.


Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and comfortable layerability
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a clean shape and structure
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- High-quality print finishes (DTF or DTG depending on provider) for vivid, detailed artwork on front and sleeves
- Tear-away label, REACH certified materials, made under humane manufacturing standards (Bella+Canvas)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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  • • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
  • • Soft feel — doesn't wear heavy or stiff at the track
  • • Durable side-seam construction that holds its shape
  • • High-detail DTG/DTF print that stays crisp after washes
  • • Tear-away label for zero itch
  • • Lightweight — won't feel heavy in the heat
  • • Soft from the first wear (no break-in needed)
  • • Print holds up — no cracking after a few washes
  • • Fits right — not boxy, not tight

Built for long days at the track… not just the first pass.

Fits true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

XS — Width: 16.5" | Length: 27" | Sleeve: 8.6"
S — Width: 18" | Length: 28" | Sleeve: 8.9"
M — Width: 20" | Length: 29" | Sleeve: 9.2"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 30" | Sleeve: 9.5"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 31" | Sleeve: 9.7"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 32" | Sleeve: 10"
3XL — Width: 28" | Length: 33" | Sleeve: 10.4"
4XL — Width: 30" | Length: 34" | Sleeve: 10.8"

Measurements are approximate. Size tolerance: ±1.5".

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam or dry medium heat
Do not dry clean

Orders ship within 3–5 business days.

Bella+Canvas 3001 blank
Responsibly produced and quality checked
For adults

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com

Limassol, Cyprus

2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland
Blank product sourced from Honduras