Social battery low? No worries—this tee speaks fluent avoidance.
The “Avoiding People Is My Cardio” T-Shirt is your passive-aggressive power move for dodging small talk, skipping crowds, and thriving in glorious solitude.
Printed on ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee delivers breathable comfort and introvert-approved style. Whether you're ghosting the group chat or speed-walking past coworkers, this shirt says “no thanks” with flair.
Product Highlights:
- Sarcastic quote: “Avoiding People Is My Cardio”
- Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey cotton – lightweight, soft, and pre-shrunk
- Unisex retail fit Tear-away label True to size
- Available in White, Asphalt, Deep Heather Gray, and Black
- Great gift for introverts, couch lovers, and cardio-avoiding champions
Perfect For:
- Quarantine flashbacks, WFH days, and solo snack runs
- TikTok skits, mental health breaks, and everyday “nope” energy
- Anyone who RSVP’d “maybe” and meant “never”
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Features durable side seams for long-lasting shape retention.
- Stylish ribbed knit collar that maintains its fit.
- High-quality printing techniques for vibrant and detailed designs.
- Ethically made in a sustainable way, ensuring fair labor practices.
📦 Great gift for:
Introverts • Overthinkers • Avoiders of brunch plans • Gym haters with fast feet
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in
|
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
