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Whistling Weasel Destruction Tee – Built for Chaos, Tuned for Laughs
Whistling Weasel Destruction Tee – Built for Chaos, Tuned for Laughs
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Unleash your inner track gremlin with the “Whistling Weasel Destruction” tee—built for chaos, tuned for laughs, and ready to gap the competition.
You know that one guy at the track who shows up late, whistles while torqueing down his blower, and still runs a 7-second pass? Yeah—this shirt is for him. The Whistling Weasel Destruction tee is a tribute to every unhinged build, every flame-spitting exhaust, and every wrench-wielding maniac who lives for the smell of burnt rubber and bad decisions.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 (because comfort matters when you're wrenching at midnight), this shirt comes in black, asphalt, and navy—aka the holy trinity of garage grime camouflage. The graphic features a feral weasel mid-whistle, gripping a wrench like it owes him money, backed by a blown-out muscle car that looks like it eats Mustangs for breakfast.
Whether you're a bracket racer, street outlaw, or just the guy who tunes everyone else's junk, this tee says: “I’m fast, I’m loud, and I probably void warranties for fun.”
Perfect for:
- Track days, dyno nights, and sketchy parking lot meets
- Pit crew flexing and burnout contests
- Anyone who’s ever said “It’s not leaking, it’s marking territory”
Grab yours before the weasel steals your tools. This shirt hits harder than a two-step at 3AM—don’t get gapped without it.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable everyday wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away neck label for comfort and durability
- High-quality sleeve and neck printing: primarily DTF with DTG options for vibrant, detailed graphics
- Retail fit crew neck; responsibly manufactured (REACH certified, Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP associations)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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