You ever launch so hard your puke tank needs therapy? This tee’s for the bracket racers, burnout junkies, and pit crew philosophers who know that when the juices fly, the real ones laugh harder.
The Sick Puke Tank Tee features a cartoon metal puke tank mid-spew, surrounded by neon chaos and foam that screams “I ran hard and paid the price.” Whether you’re chasing PBs, wrenching in the garage, or just spectating with sass, this Bella+Canvas 3001 shirt delivers comfort, grit, and a punchline that hits harder than a two-step launch.
Available in white, dark gray heather, black, true royal, and team purple — because puke tanks come in all moods.
Perfect for:
- Pit lane philosophers
- Crew chiefs with trauma
- Fans who know traction ain't clean
Wear it loud. Spew it proud. And if your puke tank ain’t sick… you ain’t running hard enough.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and comfortable layerability
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a clean shape and structure
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- High-quality print finishes (DTF or DTG depending on provider) for vivid, detailed artwork on front and sleeves
- Tear-away label, REACH certified materials, made under humane manufacturing standards (Bella+Canvas)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
