Alright, buddy — if you’ve ever sent a rod to the moon, oiled down a lane, or watched your buddy’s “budget build” scatter itself across the 330‑foot mark… this shirt is going to hit way too close to home.
Introducing the McFartman Engine Diapers tee — the official uniform for racers who know that sometimes horsepower wins, sometimes traction wins… and sometimes your engine straight‑up farts its guts out.
This Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex shirt features:
- A clean McFartman Engine Diapers logo on the front corner
- The full, loud, ridiculous back graphic that celebrates every blown‑up, bracket‑busted, diaper‑soaking moment we’ve all witnessed at the track
Whether you’re staging up for bracket racing, running with the Little Gangsters, chasing small‑tire glory, or just hanging out at the pits talking trash, this shirt tells everyone you’ve seen some things… and probably caused a few.
🔥 Why Racers Love This Shirt
- Perfect for drag racers, bracket racers, small‑tire outlaw fans, no‑prep diehards, and sportsman racers
- The joke lands instantly — every racer knows what an engine diaper is for
- Lightweight, soft, and durable Bella+Canvas 3001 (your favorite track‑day tee)
- Front logo keeps it clean; back graphic brings the chaos
- Looks killer in white, asphalt, black, and true royal
🏎️ Wear It To:
- Bracket racing weekends
- Little Gangsters events
- Test hits and shakedowns
- No‑prep nights
- The pits, the lanes, the garage, or the Waffle House after a long night of sending it
💨 The Joke (Because We’re All 12 Inside)
“McFartman” + “Engine Diapers” =
The perfect combo of childish humor and real‑deal drag racing chaos.
If you’ve ever watched a diaper catch a full‑send explosion, you already get it.
Grab one for yourself, your pit crew, or that buddy who’s always one pass away from giving the track crew extra paperwork.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Vibrant sleeve and label prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for sharp detail
- Retail crew neckline and tear-away label for a neat look and minimal irritation
- REACH certified; responsibly sourced blank (Honduras) from an ethical, WRAP/FLA-affiliated manufacturer
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
