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  • Blue t-shirt with a graphic design of a gas canister and 'Malicious Express Passing Gas Blows The Competition Away' text on a white background
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Malicious Express Passing Gas Pickle Shirt – Funny Drag Racing Nitrous Tee

Malicious Express Passing Gas Pickle Shirt – Funny Drag Racing Nitrous Tee

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$19.99 USD
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Made to order • Built for race weekend

You ever seen a pass so nasty it left the competition choking on fumes? This tee’s for the racers who don’t just hit the throttle—they detonate it. “Malicious Express” is your crew-chief-approved way to say I don’t lift, I launch. That cloud? It’s not just gas—it’s a warning.

Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is built for burnout kings, bracket beasts, and anyone who knows the smell of VP and victory. Whether you’re staging at the tree or bench racing in the pits, this shirt says what your slip already proves: passing gas blows the competition away.

Available in Black (for stealth mode), Asphalt (for street cred), True Royal (for track royalty), and Team Purple (for the bold and boosted).

Perfect for:

  • Nitrous junkies
  • Grudge racers
  • No-prep warriors
  • Anyone who’s ever gapped a fool and smiled doing it

Grab yours now and let your shirt do the smack talk—before your exhaust does.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Durable, detailed sleeve and neck label printing (DTF/DTG depending on provider)
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured by Bella+Canvas with ethical factory standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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  • • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
  • • Soft feel — doesn't wear heavy or stiff at the track
  • • Durable side-seam construction that holds its shape
  • • High-detail DTG/DTF print that stays crisp after washes
  • • Tear-away label for zero itch
  • • Lightweight — won't feel heavy in the heat
  • • Soft from the first wear (no break-in needed)
  • • Print holds up — no cracking after a few washes
  • • Fits right — not boxy, not tight

Built for long days at the track… not just the first pass.

Fits true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

XS — Width: 16.5" | Length: 27" | Sleeve: 8.6"
S — Width: 18" | Length: 28" | Sleeve: 8.9"
M — Width: 20" | Length: 29" | Sleeve: 9.2"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 30" | Sleeve: 9.5"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 31" | Sleeve: 9.7"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 32" | Sleeve: 10"
3XL — Width: 28" | Length: 33" | Sleeve: 10.4"
4XL — Width: 30" | Length: 34" | Sleeve: 10.8"

Measurements are approximate. Size tolerance: ±1.5".

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam or dry medium heat
Do not dry clean

Orders ship within 3–5 business days.

Bella+Canvas 3001 blank
Responsibly produced and quality checked
For adults

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
gpsr@honsonventures.com

Limassol, Cyprus

2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland
Blank product sourced from Honduras