{"title":"Hardwood Hoods","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTL;DR:\u003c\/strong\u003e Torque-forward double entendre apparel for gearheads who know you need to cover your torquer right. Old-school muscle car energy, built hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong\u003eHardwood Hoods\u003c\/strong\u003e — the fictional motorsports brand for drivers who take their hood game as seriously as their horsepower. Because when you've got serious torque under there, you need a cover that can handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHardwood Hoods is built for the muscle car faithful: the big-block believers, the torque-curve obsessives, and the gearheads who know that what's under the hood is everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Muscle car enthusiasts, big-block fans, drag racing purists, and anyone who appreciates a solid double entendre about what's under the hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Graphic t-shirts, hoodies, and accessories featuring the Hardwood Hoods brand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHumor style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tough, torque-forward double entendre — old-school muscle meets unapologetic motorsports humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft cotton and softstyle blends — as solid as the cars that inspired them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShips from:\u003c\/strong\u003e United States\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHardwood Hoods is part of the \u003cstrong\u003eShirts and Giggles Bazaar\u003c\/strong\u003e fictional motorsports universe — original brand, original humor, zero corporate polish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e→ \u003ca href=\"\/de\/collections\/racing-motorsports\"\u003eBrowse the full Racing \u0026amp; Motorsports collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hardwood-hoods-drag-racing-hoodie","title":"Hardwood Hoods Drag Racing Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou ever pop the hood and feel like you just summoned a torque demon? 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